Amy's Survey
Here is Amy’s wacky music survey dealie…enjoy!
Step 1: GO to your iTunes (or preferred music player) library and put it on random.
Step 2: Read the question aloud as you hit play.
Step 3: Record the song title as the answer the question
Step 4: Repeat until all questions are answered
Step 5: Laugh (and post it so I can laugh too!)
(note: i skipped songs with no lyrics.)
1. What do you think of me, Winamp?
Kiss-“I Wanna Rock and Roll All Nite”
INTERPRETATION: Sweet. My Winamp thinks I’m hot. It wants to groove with me.
2. Will I have a happy life?
Motley Crew-“Girls, Girls, Girls”
INTERPRETATION: Uh…maybe the Winamp player is still crushing on me.
3. What do my friends really think of me?
Liz Phair-“Got My Own Thing”
INTERPETATION: I am an independent person, but I still love them and miss them and want them in my life.
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Alanis Morissette-“Uninvited”
INTERPRETATION: Yes, but apparantley I don’t want them to.
5. What does [my significant other] think of me?
Mariah Carey-“Don’t Forget About Us”
INTERPRETATION: He would miss me if we ever broke up.
6. How can I make myself happy?
Everclear-“Local God”
INTERPRETATION: Do what I want and hang out with my friends.
7. What should I do with my life?
Faith Hill-“Dearly Beloved”
INTERPRETATION: Uh…get knocked up and have a shotgun wedding?
8. Why must life be so full of pain?
Shakira-“La Tortura”
INTERPRETATION: I guess that pretty much sums it up, doesn’t it?
9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Ying Yang Twins-Wait
INTERPRETATION: What, get raped? YOU ARE A SICK BASTARD, WINAMP!
10. Will I ever have children?
Kumbia Kings feat. Selena-“I Could Fall In Love”
INTERPRETATION: Sure. And I’ll love them.
11. Will I find a vocation that makes me happy?
Lyrnd Skynrd-“Freebird”
INTERPRETATION: Yes. And it will be cool.
12. Can you give me some good advice?
Fiona Apple-“I Know”
INTERPRETATION: Wait and good things will come.
13. How can I make others happier?
The Ramones-“I Wanna Be Sedated”
INTERPRETATION: Calm down? I don’t get it either.
14. Will I find true love?
Alanis Morisette-“Everything”
INTERPRETATION: I will find someone who loves me for who I am, faults and all.
15. Why is everything so confusing?
Alanis Morissette: Mary Jane (acoustic)
INTERPRETATION: I do it to myself.
16. Shall we live in dreams? Reality? Do we have to choose?
Punk Goes Pop-“Back That Ass Up”
INTERPRETATION: Yes. And we wil all have sweet asses in those dreams.
17. How close are my friends?
D-12-“My Band”
INTERPRETATION: Close.
18. How sexy am I?
Kumbia Kings-“Reggae Kumbia”
INTERPRETATION: Sexy enough to dance to a sweet cumbia.
19. How will I change the world?
O-Jays-“For the Love of Money”
INTERPRETATION: Sweet, I’m gonna be rich!
20. What do you think happiness is?
La India-“No Debes Jugar”
INTERPRETATION: Not getting screwed around on.
Current Mood:
tiredCurrent Music: Amanda Marshall-Red Magic Marker